1: It’s a Luna Lovegood quote! Harry mentions he wants to be an auror and Luna says 

“I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry,” said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. “The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease.” 

IDK. I was looking for a unique URL and this is my favourite Luna conspiracy theory :) I thought it was wonderfully odd.

2: Hum, I really really really like a well read audiobook or podfic. That may sound crazy but I love having things read to me, especially when it’s by someone with a lovely reading voice.

Also, I like  biscuits. Of virtually any type except ones with nuts. Oh and I like carrot cake, but only with butter icing, not cream cheese.

Bad weaknesses, though. I tend to get too emotionally invested in fiction. And stories strongly affect my moods. That’s a bit crap though, isn’t it?

3. I don’t know. I don’t like saying who my best friends are because I don’t want to offend anyone or anything. I have friends and I have close friends. One person in particular, although I don’t know if she counts me as her best friend so that would be kinda awkward. Sorry.